Is there any celebrity out there that you would go gay for?
If so, please go to a local government branch, where we will slap you, at your expense, pending that you sign a waiver.
If you do not hate me, give it time....let it grow.
Ignorance is bliss, that's why i'm happy today.
I'm so hard-core that i chew straight crack rocks and spit the cud on Bruce Willis.
"Hey, what did i ever do to you?" "Sorry gramps."
Then i slapped him with the newspaper he went outside to get.
I suppose i got a bit off track.
Always wash your armpits...there's a chance that i may have to sit next to you on the bus.