Do you have a flash movie or game that you can make better by the addition of guitar?
Hell, don't do it yourself, you suck. But i don't!
Hire me. NOW.
Need rock music? Dude, right here.
I doubt many people know this, but for a while, i did a few comics. But now due to the lack of funds to replace the scanner, and the refusal to use a camera again, i'm ending the very short stint of 10% Natural. Thanks for reading if you did, here's where you can see what's left.
Is there any celebrity out there that you would go gay for?
If so, please go to a local government branch, where we will slap you, at your expense, pending that you sign a waiver.
If you do not hate me, give it time....let it grow.
Ignorance is bliss, that's why i'm happy today.
I'm so hard-core that i chew straight crack rocks and spit the cud on Bruce Willis.
"Hey, what did i ever do to you?" "Sorry gramps."
Then i slapped him with the newspaper he went outside to get.
I suppose i got a bit off track.
Always wash your armpits...there's a chance that i may have to sit next to you on the bus.
Ok, i'm sure this is a common opinion with a lot of peeps by now, but why is it that so many people have lowered their comedy standards? I've been growing, goin' through a lot of phases, and it seems that the comedy i found humorous a year ago just seems like pure crap now. I'm sure i'm not alone on this sentiment, for there are still many great flash artists that don't make a reference every time they tell a joke. Sadly, i realize that most of these artists stopped posting on newgrounds a year ago. Ok, someone needs to explain this to me. Are our attention spans so short that we can only get laughs out of one-liners? I applaud all the folks out there that still make an effort on their flashes, and hope they continue to brighten my day with their light-hearted funnies.
Also...every time i go into an rp, people are using backround stories that are used time and time again...Oh, you're a secret agent? Meet Jack, so is he...now that i think about, Collin is too....and Dave...ok, how many secret agents do we have in here?
There's a lot of samurai, too...i'm curious as to where they came from. If you swing around a katana, are you instantly a samurai, and if you do those hand signals from Naruto, are you instantly a ninja?
How about we start aiming for more original, well thought of roles?
There's more to this world than Ninjas and Samurai....and Secret Agents...and fart jokes...
-I'm 100% cock-joke free,